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« on: March 29, 2010, 09:03:52 pm »

Please add a fishing joke if you got one

"Three Men And A Baby"

What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything!
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 07:45:07 am »

Here are some Riddles for you guys!!! Wink

1) How would you rearrange the letters in the words "NEW DOOR" to make one word

2) The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it.... What is it?

3) What is a five letter word that when printed in all caps, it can be read upside-down?

4) What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

5) When asked how old she was, Suzie replied.... "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she now?

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 09:37:04 am »

OK...We did say cheesy!


"I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife
...best trade I ever made." - Thomas Horan

What do you call a small fish magician?
A magic carpet. - Matt Bolger
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